Mars Bars

Chorus 1
I need a Mars Bar
Hey raid the Spar
To help me through the day
I need a Mars Bar
I've had ten so far
It helps me, makes me
Work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me
Work, rest and play

I never eat my dinner
I push away the plate
You can see I'm getting thinner
Because I just can't wait

Chorus 2
To get my Mars Bar
Hey raid the Spar
To help me through the day
I need a Mars Bar
I've had ten so far
It helps me, makes me
Work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me
Work, rest and play

To Patrick Moore and David Bowie
And all the other stars
There's evidence here to show you
That there's life on Mars

Repeat chorus 1
There's glucose for energy
Caramel for strength
The chocolate's only there
To keep it the right length

Repeat chorus 1

To anybody out there who still eats Twix
Or Bounty, or packets of Buttons
I gave them up when I was six
I hope your teeth are rotten

Repeat chorus 1

It helps me, makes me
Work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me
Work, rest and play
Work, rest and play!

Written By: Damian O’Neill / Michael Bradley
Published by: West Bank Songs Ltd / Universal/MCA Music Ltd